England’s ‘best player’ has been Trent Alexander-Arnold; bring him back
We knew we would get back here eventually; England need Trent Alexander-Arnold to get Kieran Trippier out of the team.
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England ‘never learn’ after patronising Austria, Swiss, Italians etc. with ‘lucky’ Euro 2024 draw
It is ‘patronising’ apparently to suggest the team ranked 43rd in the world is an easier opponent than the one ranked seventh. Mediawatch is grumpy today.
An Arsenal-style England XI: Saka needs Trent if Ben White is out of the picture
Bukayo Saka has been poor for England since that first game v Serbia but what do you expect with Kyle Walker? Something has to change…
Declan Rice joins Saka, Bellingham and Kane in getting England pelters
Almost every England player has had a kicking now and it’s the turn of Arsenal pair Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka.
We reveal the one thing worse than England’s stinking performance against Slovenian rule-breakers
England were pretty bad against Slovenia in Cologne, but they absolutely were not alone in that regard, while rules and records were both ‘broken’.
Every Premier League transfer completed in the summer of 2024
We will have every Premier League transfer in the summer of 2024 and we start with confirmed releases and deals arranged already.
England better but Harry Kane a ‘maypole’ and Jude Bellingham droppable
There’s some England positivity in the Mailbox after a better second half v Slovenia, but there are questions being asked about Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham.
Harry Kane ‘wandering around like a granny at a car boot’; is Southgate ‘trolling’ us?
England, Harry Kane and Gareth Southgate all get a pasting after that 0-0 draw with Slovenia. This is like Brexit all over again.
Anthony Gordon tops the England Clamour list in the F365 Mailbox
We know that England are only going to bring in Conor Gallagher but fans in the Mailbox would like to see Anthony Gordon and Adam Wharton.
‘Spud-flogger’ Lineker urged not to ‘rub those balls’ as England coverage goes mental
Over in Germany, the England press pack are losing their minds. Now they’re urging Gary Lineker to count his balls and pretending that Gareth Southgate would make ‘wholesale’ changes.
Conor Gallagher? England need a Busquets, not a Scotty Parker…
Conor Gallagher is not a popular choice in that England midfield as Gareth Southgate continues to get an absolute kicking.
Southgate and Clarke set for sack after ‘mind-bending’ decisions?
Perhaps the only man who would have approved of Steve Clarke’s Scotland approach was the England manager.
Alas, the perfect England midfielder is ‘sitting at home’ as hindsight is 20:20
The England press pack has decided that Lewis Cook should have been in the England squad all along. They just never mentioned it.
Southgate sack calls continue as Trippier urged to ‘sling the ball in’
Gareth Southgate makes one man want to vomit, while pretty much everybody is united in wanting the England manager out.
Gareth Southgate embarrassed by ChatGPT as England ‘conserve energy’ ahead of ‘secret weapon’
Gareth Southgate has got to go after ChatGPT shows him how it’s done, or are England in fact just ‘conserving energy’ before releasing their ‘secret weapon’?
Are the England players too ‘dumb’ for success? Forget Klopp, they will hire Neville, Adkins or Bassett
One Mailboxer has claimed the England players are too ‘dumb’ to ever be successful, while the Three Lions are the same as post-Ferguson Man Utd.
England told to sack Southgate and bring in Liverpool legend Klopp now; five reasons to be positive
England should sack Gareth Southgate and bring in Liverpool legend Jurgen Klopp mid-tournament. Plus, five reasons to be positive about the Three Lions.
England players ‘just need to grow some balls’ like Guehi when Klopp replaces Southgate
How much would Jurgen Klopp cost England for the next three weeks? And ‘some players just need to grow some balls, like Guehi did yesterday risking it all’.
Southgate in ‘huge WAG U-turn’ by letting England players see families ‘despite’ Denmark draw
‘Gareth Southgate makes huge WAG U-turn’ is hilarious but actually just wrong. He will let England’s players see their families ‘despite’ the Denmark draw.
Southgate sack, ‘invisible’ Saka slammed, ‘obvious’ Bellingham change demanded in angry England Mailbox
The first England Mailbox does not make pleasant reading for Gareth Southgate or Harry Kane. Trent Alexander-Arnold is also among those who must be dropped.
England bound for Euro 2024 glory thanks to druids and despite doom-mongers
This is why the rest of the world is confused by England. This is why the rest of the world thinks we are idiots.
‘Trent is Beckham without the PR’ and other Euro 2024 views
Trent Alexander-Arnold continues to dominate the discourse, but does he need a 4-4-2 to thrive?
England ‘secrets’ exposed as Southgate ‘refuses to play’ 19-goal striker
England manager Gareth Southgate is blowing some tiny minds by making Ollie Watkins pretend to be Serbian, while the ‘secret’ is out about the bikes.
Drop Trent? But he is England’s Pirlo or Xabi Alonso…
Trent Alexander-Arnold is compared to Andrea Pirlo and Xabi Alonso. There are also views on England’s square peg problem.
England to play Saka AND Bowen? Or three at the back v Denmark?
England won on Sunday but there are calls for changes, with suggestions about two out-and-out wingers. Or none at all.
Laura Woods ‘substitution’ makes headlines as Sun seeks boob clicks
Never mind the football, The Sun have crowbarred Laura Woods into seven Euro 2024 headlines already with the tease of boobs.
Man Utd shown what Ralf Rangnick can do in Euro 2024 game of the tournament
Austria v France was brilliant and Ralf Rangnick deserves a lot of credit. Has Euro 2024 come alive? And will England fans ever stop moaning?
Jude Bellingham and his ‘hero balls’ not even England’s best player
Jude Bellingham is getting all the plaudits but the Mailbox is not convinced, while we have more views on Foden, Trent and…
Jude Bellingham is Ali, Superman and Jesus Christ (and he has a fit dad)
We’re not saying that the England media has got carried away with Jude Bellingham, but he’s a matador, Jesus Christ, Superman and more rolled into one…
Gareth Southgate is ‘poor man’s Moyes’ and Harry Kane is pointless…
England beat Serbia but you wouldn’t know it from the Monday Mailbox as Gareth Southgate, Harry Kane and Trent Alexander-Arnold get a kicking.